never seen something so accurate
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Completely unironically this is one of my new favorite pieces of literature
dont CALL urself a horror fan if u dont know this classic
Richard E Grant really wants a muscle suit
Always gonna promote older people living their best life because it is so damaging the way our society acts like your life is over as soon as your youth is spent. Alternatively, youth is a flawed concept and can actually be applied to any age as long as you are still growing and enjoying life.
I’ve often held on to the story of David Duchovny’s father, who wanted to write, but didn’t have anything published until he was 70ish. (Having a son become a big star on X-Files surely helped, but still.)
Apparently this tiktok was deleted hours after I saved it.
[Video ID: A Tiktok that several users have added onto, each making a different joke about gender.
Person 1: They say “No pronouns? Damn… another victim of gender identity theft.” They start cracking up on the last word.
Person 2: They start off smirking while they appear to think about what to say. Then, they look at the camera imitate a spam call voice, saying, “We have been trying to contact you about your gender’s extended warranty.”
Person 3: They come in through a doorway and yell, “It’s my gender identity, and I need it now!” The camera angle shifts to indicate they’re a different person, and they say, “Tired of not having a gender identity? J.G. Wentworth can help. Call J. G. Wentworth; 877-pro-nouns. They’re your pronouns, use them when you need em’!”
Person 4: They imitate the kind of voice you hear on legal ads and say, “Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Gender, you may be entitled to financial compensation.”
Person 5: Starting off strong and dissolving into fits of laughter as they speak, they say, “-and now a word from our sponsor: Raid Shadow Genders; conquer all of the genders" End ID]





