Cackling.

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Washington State Department of Natural resources tweets:

(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)

Please.

Folks, seriously.

PLEASE.

Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.

Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.

URGING you to consider firework alternatives:

- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky

- dropping a stack of large books on the floor

- wrapping a toga around a candle

- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos

I cannot get over this omfg

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

Some mystery shows which deserve reboot.

Almost July 4th, time for all of the ridiculous Freedom posts to begin…

Ah yes, 11:59pm…only one more minut-

…what the fuck?

wHAT DA FUCK??

HOLY SHI-

I…wha…well maybe I can work with this. Hey, you wanna have a rousing discussion about truth? Honor? Patriotism? God bless-

AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!