Why are there so many goats in Texas and I swear to christ if you respond with meme shit I will find you and take your keyboard away
I’m more interested in knowing who owns the one goat farm in the entire state of Alaska.
There are so many goats in that part of Texas because that part of Texas will support almost nothing else.
But goats? Goats are the zucchini of the animal kingdom. You can grow those fuckers anywhere.
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Always gonna promote older people living their best life because it is so damaging the way our society acts like your life is over as soon as your youth is spent. Alternatively, youth is a flawed concept and can actually be applied to any age as long as you are still growing and enjoying life.
I’ve often held on to the story of David Duchovny’s father, who wanted to write, but didn’t have anything published until he was 70ish. (Having a son become a big star on X-Files surely helped, but still.)
Apparently this tiktok was deleted hours after I saved it.
[Video ID: A Tiktok that several users have added onto, each making a different joke about gender.
Person 1: They say “No pronouns? Damn… another victim of gender identity theft.” They start cracking up on the last word.
Person 2: They start off smirking while they appear to think about what to say. Then, they look at the camera imitate a spam call voice, saying, “We have been trying to contact you about your gender’s extended warranty.”
Person 3: They come in through a doorway and yell, “It’s my gender identity, and I need it now!” The camera angle shifts to indicate they’re a different person, and they say, “Tired of not having a gender identity? J.G. Wentworth can help. Call J. G. Wentworth; 877-pro-nouns. They’re your pronouns, use them when you need em’!”
Person 4: They imitate the kind of voice you hear on legal ads and say, “Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Gender, you may be entitled to financial compensation.”
Person 5: Starting off strong and dissolving into fits of laughter as they speak, they say, “-and now a word from our sponsor: Raid Shadow Genders; conquer all of the genders" End ID]
I do believe I have found my favourite outfit. Bits and pieces have appeared, but all of them together, I love it.
